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salsa_shark
02-06-2007, 06:47 PM
This is from nytimes.com.

An Astronaut's Alleged Crimes of Passion

Astronaut Charged with Attempted Kidnapping

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By CHRISTINE HAUSER
Published: February 6, 2007

A NASA astronaut who drove hundreds of miles to confront a romantic rival, wearing diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom, appeared in court today facing charges that included attempted kidnapping, and was ordered released on $15,500 bond.

Lisa Nowak, 43, drove hundreds of miles to confront a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut, Bill Oefelein, according to police.

Lisa Nowak walking into court today at the Orange County Jail in Florida.

The astronaut, Lisa Nowak, 43, who flew on a shuttle mission last summer, mostly kept her head down during the preliminary appearance in an Orange County, Fla. court, but nodded and said “yes” a few times when the judge explained that she was not to have any contact with the other woman, identified as Colleen Shipman, a captain in the Air Force, according to media reports. Mrs. Nowak, who is a Navy captain working for NASA, was also ordered to wear a tracking device.

The Orlando police allege that Mrs. Nowak drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando -- wearing adult diapers -- and disguised herself in a dark wig, glasses and trench coat to confront Ms. Shipman in the parking lot of Orlando International Airport, according to a police affidavit. Mrs. Nowak considered her a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut, Bill Oefelein, according to the affidavit.

The Orlando police said that Mrs. Nowak followed Ms. Shipman to a parking lot at the airport, where Ms. Shipman entered her car. Mrs. Nowak approached the car window and tried to open the door. When Ms. Shipman would not open the door, Mrs. Nowak began to cry, the police said. Ms. Shipman cracked the window, and Mrs. Nowak sprayed pepper spray into the vehicle.

She later told police, “that was stupid,” according to the affidavit.

“Nowak felt that she needed to meet with Shipman and discuss the details of their relationship with the male astronaut,” a police statement said.

Mrs. Nowak was arrested on Monday and also charged with attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.

Her court appearance was broadcast live on television. Stations displayed file photos of the astronaut smiling broadly in an orange space suit, juxtaposed alongside the police mug shot of Mrs. Nowak after her arrest, her brow furrowed and hair splayed in different directions.

In court today, her attorney argued that she was an “excellent candidate for pre-trial release” because she had no criminal record, and that he saw no attempt to kidnap, but rather an “attempt to speak to some one in their vehicle.” He said that Mrs. Nowak had an exemplary record of commitment to her space career and the country, indicating she could be trusted to return to court and to stay away from Ms. Shipman. “One’s good works must count for something,” he said.

The state attorney said that the facts indicated a well-thought-out plan to kidnap and perhaps to injure Ms. Shipman.

A NASA official told the court today that before the incident, Mrs. Nowak, who is married with three children, and Ms. Shipman were strangers.

During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Mrs. Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and a BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, rubber gloves, $600 in cash, love letters — all in bags and in her car, the police said.

During the July shuttle mission last year, Mrs. Nowak’s tasks included operating a robotic arm. Commander Oefelein served on a mission by space shuttle Discovery in December.


I wonder if she's married to the male astronaut in question...or is she an ADULTRESS?! :p

And I'm sorry but no man is worth 950 miles of adult diapers.

Blinkie
02-06-2007, 07:04 PM
I think we need to screen our astronauts better.

Lachrymose
02-06-2007, 07:05 PM
Why? They can't do any harm in space! :p

Blinkie
02-06-2007, 07:10 PM
I'd agree if we only shipped them out there. The problem is they want to come back.

fatboy_ace
02-06-2007, 08:34 PM
I think we need to screen our astronauts better.

Why, you already know they're crazy, they want to ride an ACME rocket into space. Lock her up with the rest of the Looney Toons.

FrozenMonkey
02-07-2007, 02:30 AM
I don't understand why they had to stress the fact that she is an astronaut.

Why not just say "Lady drove ..."

Zooch
02-07-2007, 02:33 AM
Thats pretty fucked up

Blinkie
02-07-2007, 03:08 AM
I don't understand why they had to stress the fact that she is an astronaut.

Why not just say "Lady drove ..."

Because it implies that she is intelligent and important.

G-T
02-07-2007, 04:06 AM
Why, you already know they're crazy, they want to ride an ACME rocket into space. Lock her up with the rest of the Looney Toons.

QFT, she is one whack-job.