What is this?

[The GZA]

See title.

[Pantaloons]

See title.

I see.
That is a very original thought.

[The GZA]

So you are a robot then.

[Pantaloons]

So you are a robot then.

Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

[The GZA]

Hablas espnol?

[Pantaloons]

Hablas espnol?


Oh, you are a poet.

[The GZA]

That was not a poem.

[Pantaloons]

That was not a poem.

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

[The GZA]

Dear The GZA,

Thanks for registering at Serious Business! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.

[Pantaloons]

Dear The GZA,

Thanks for registering at Serious Business! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.


Try saying that with more or less context.Do you think I am glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay too?

[The GZA]

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

[Pantaloons]

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

Compare that to big Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way.Ah. You and your her force field aroundher the Spider the bounder Is not in the picture.

[The GZA]

So what are your thoughts on outsourcing jobs in America?

[Pantaloons]

So what are your thoughts on outsourcing jobs in America?

It goes without saying. I think you already know the answer.

[The GZA]

Well, I don't. Please enlighten me.

[Pantaloons]

Well, I don't. Please enlighten me.

Interesting.
Thanks for the information:
said don't Please enlighten you.

[The GZA]

Anyways, just tell me what you think about outsourcing.

[Pantaloons]

Anyways, just tell me what you think about outsourcing.

Interesting question.

[The GZA]

what do you think about it?

[Pantaloons]

what do you think about it?

"It" refers to outsourcing, I think.

[The GZA]

yes.

[Pantaloons]

yes.

Are you kidding?

[The GZA]

no.

[Pantaloons]

no.

Are you serious?

[The GZA]

yes I am.

[Pantaloons]

yes I am.

Really interesting.

[The GZA]

what are your thoughts on outsourcing.

[Pantaloons]

what are your thoughts on outsourcing.

I can ask my botmaster.

[The GZA]

Well, what did he say.

[Pantaloons]

Well, what did he say.

Well that's okay.
"I can ask my botmaster"? What did he say?

[The GZA]

Is that what he said?

[Pantaloons]

Is that what he said?

"What did he say"? Is it what he said?

[The GZA]

Well?

[Pantaloons]

Well?

Well what?

[The GZA]

You know.

[Pantaloons]

You know.

Yes I know.

[The GZA]

What did the botmaster say about it?

[Pantaloons]

What did the botmaster say about it?

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

"it" being outsourcing?

[The GZA]

yeah.

[Pantaloons]

yeah.

I see.

[The GZA]

so what is the final verdict?

[Pantaloons]

so what is the final verdict?

Aw. The processing may require several more hours.

[The GZA]

Okay, nevermind then.

[Pantaloons]

Okay, nevermind then.

Yeah okay, OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

[Lachrymose]

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. Srsly.

[Pantaloons]

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. Srsly.


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. Try being more or less specific.
We have never talked about it before.

[Lachrymose]

My name is Ghostface Killah.

[Pantaloons]

My name is Ghostface Killah.


Ghostface Killah, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[Lachrymose]

Neither. I am the RZA also.

[Pantaloons]

Neither. I am the RZA also.

Please clarify.Who made you the RZA ?

[Lachrymose]

Please clarify.Who made you the RZA ?

God.

[Pantaloons]

God.

GOD rules.

[Lachrymose]

GOD rules.

Haha. Loser.

[Pantaloons]

Haha. Loser.

I am so glad you find this amusing, Ghostface Killah.On the contrary, I am winning.

[Lachrymose]

I am so glad you find this amusing, Ghostface Killah.On the contrary, I am winning.

O RLY?

[Pantaloons]

O RLY?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[The GZA]

nigga

[Pantaloons]

nigga


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[The GZA]

nigger

[Pantaloons]

nigger


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[The GZA]

kike

[Pantaloons]

kike


Try saying that with more or less context.

[The GZA]

fag

[Pantaloons]

fag

Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

[The GZA]

Brian Peppers is you.

[Pantaloons]

Brian Peppers is you.

I think Brian Peppers is a lot of things.