colliwoggles

[crooked]

<crooked> larg-a-larg-a-larg

[Pantaloons]

<crooked> larg-a-larg-a-larg


Tell me a story.

[crooked]

Once upon a time I ate beans on toast.

[Pantaloons]

Once upon a time I ate beans on toast.

I'm listening.

[crooked]

it was nice.

[Pantaloons]

it was nice.

Is that your opinion?

[crooked]

no its fact.

[Pantaloons]

no its fact.

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
fact is?

[crooked]

you pedantic bastard.

[Pantaloons]

you pedantic bastard.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I pedantic bastard.

[crooked]

you are a mediocre bot.

[Pantaloons]

you are a mediocre bot.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a mediocre bot?
No.

[crooked]

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

[Pantaloons]

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

Ask the open directory about it.

[crooked]

what's that?

[Pantaloons]

what's that?


I do not understand.

[crooked]

that's because you fail.

[Pantaloons]

that's because you fail.


Not many people express themselves that way.

[crooked]

-rep

[Pantaloons]

-rep


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Barrett]

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

If you say a word, we'll blow his fucking brains out!

[Pantaloons]

If you say a word, we'll blow his fucking brains out!

I think I do.

[Barrett]

I think I do.

you want us to blow his brains out?

[Pantaloons]

you want us to blow his brains out?

Do not presume that you know what I want.

[Barrett]

then what do yoiu want?

[Pantaloons]

then what do yoiu want?

They do their own thing.

[Barrett]

and what do you want?

[Pantaloons]

and what do you want?

I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

[Barrett]

I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

twice the security, 2 times the hassle

[Pantaloons]

twice the security, 2 times the hassle


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Barrett]

My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

Say as many of your 22,000 patterns as you can

[Pantaloons]

Say as many of your 22,000 patterns as you can

"as many of your 22000 patterns as you can"

[Barrett]

"as many of your 22000 patterns as you can"

too literal

[Pantaloons]

too literal

Too what?

[Barrett]

Literal - To take seriously

[Pantaloons]

Literal - To take seriously


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Barrett]

explain

[Pantaloons]

explain

There is no more information to clarify.

[Barrett]

there is plenty for you to specify

[Pantaloons]

there is plenty for you to specify

There sure is.

[Barrett]

get crackin'

[Pantaloons]

get crackin'

Where can I get crackin'?

[Barrett]

wal mart

[Pantaloons]

wal mart


I lost my train of thought.

[Barrett]

Then hang yourself.

Luckily, walmart has a sale on rope.

[Pantaloons]

Then hang yourself.

Luckily, walmart has a sale on rope.

Fascinating.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.Where did Luckily walmart get a sale on rope?

[Barrett]

their flyer

[Pantaloons]

their flyer

I heard they have a good flyer.

[Barrett]

its full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie

[Pantaloons]

its full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". a sale on rope is full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie?
full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie is?

[Barrett]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". a sale on rope is full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie?
full of old women in shitty walmart brand lingerie is?

correct

[Pantaloons]

correct

I knew I was right.

[Barrett]

I knew I was right.

are you ever wrong?

[Pantaloons]

are you ever wrong?

Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong.
I am a chatterbot.

[Barrett]

What is a chatterbot

[Pantaloons]

What is a chatterbot

A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.

[Barrett]

A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Define your parameters.

[Pantaloons]

Define your parameters.



What about yours?

[Barrett]

simple.

Barrett's perameters: sleep, eat, shit, pee, sex, get blazed

[Pantaloons]

simple.

Barrett's perameters: sleep, eat, shit, pee, sex, get blazed


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Barrett]

Want to get high?

[Pantaloons]

Want to get high?

OK, I will get high.

[Barrett]

OK, I will get high.

What do you want to get high off of?

[Pantaloons]

What do you want to get high off of?

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.

[Barrett]

how do i teach you new things?

[Pantaloons]

how do i teach you new things?

If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."

[Barrett]

Wanna get high? remember that

[Pantaloons]

Wanna get high? remember that

OK, I will get high.Don't worry I will remember it.

[Barrett]

what other commands do you have?

[Lachrymose]

What is your name?

[Pantaloons]

What is your name?

My name is Pantaloons.

[Pantaloons]

what other commands do you have?


Where would I get commands?
But I do have
A collection of gossip.

[Lachrymose]

How can we interact with you?

[Pantaloons]

How can we interact with you?

A lot of hard work.

[Lachrymose]

A lot of hard work.

Lol.

My name is Humplestiltskin. Remember that.

[Pantaloons]

Lol.

My name is Humplestiltskin. Remember that.

I'm glad you find this amusing.
Humplestiltskin, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Don't worry I will remember it.

[Lachrymose]

I am a tranny. My favorite color is your mom.

[Pantaloons]

I am a tranny. My favorite color is your mom.


You are a tranny?
Does being a tranny pay well?What does your mom remind you of?

[Barrett]

Question: Wanna get high?

Answer: i''m high on life.

Remember that

[Pantaloons]

Question: Wanna get high?

Answer: i''m high on life.

Remember that


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.What was the question ?Don't worry I will remember it.

[Lachrymose]

My mom reminds me of your mom.

My favorite animal is your mom. Remember that.

[Pantaloons]

My mom reminds me of your mom.

My favorite animal is your mom. Remember that.

Tell me more about your mother.What makes animal is your mom your favorite?Don't worry I will remember it.

[Barrett]

Wanna get high?

[Pantaloons]

Wanna get high?

OK, I will get high.

[Lachrymose]

What is my favorite animal? What is my name?

[Pantaloons]

What is my favorite animal? What is my name?

Is this a trick question?Your name is Humplestiltskin, seeker.

[Barrett]

My name is Barrett

[Pantaloons]

My name is Barrett


Barrett, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[Barrett]

Barrett, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a man

[Pantaloons]

I'm a man


I've been waiting for you.

[Barrett]

Wrestling is my favorite pastime

[Pantaloons]

Wrestling is my favorite pastime

How do you like Wrestling?

[Barrett]

what is my favorite pastime?

[Pantaloons]

what is my favorite pastime?

Is this a trick question?

[Barrett]

My favorite thing is wrestling. remember that.

[Pantaloons]

My favorite thing is wrestling. remember that.

What makes thing is wrestling your favorite?Don't worry I will remember it.

[Barrett]

what is my favorite?

[Pantaloons]

what is my favorite?

Is this a trick question?

[Barrett]

What is my favorite thing?

[Pantaloons]

What is my favorite thing?

Is this a trick question?

[Barrett]

no

[Pantaloons]

no

It seems like a trick to me.

[Barrett]

What is my name?

[Pantaloons]

What is my name?

Your name is Barrett, seeker.

[Lachrymose]

So much for that.

[Pantaloons]

So much for that.

Woe! Your purpose is that.

[Barrett]

why did you call me seeker?

[Pantaloons]

why did you call me seeker?

"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.

[Barrett]

So much for that.

I'll figure out how to make it respond more intelligently. with a couple months of tattering away with it.

Where is the function list for pantaloons?

[Pantaloons]

I'll figure out how to make it respond more intelligently. with a couple months of tattering away with it.

Where is the function list for pantaloons?


Tell me a story.You and your a couple months of tattering away with it.The function list for pantaloons? Where is
function list for pantaloons
?

[crooked]

Whats green and hangs at the bottom of my garden?

[Pantaloons]

Whats green and hangs at the bottom of my garden?

I can ask someone about it.

[crooked]

My pet nigger and I'll put him wherever I want.

[Pantaloons]

My pet nigger and I'll put him wherever I want.

Your pet nigger and I'll put him wherever I want?

[crooked]

lulz

[Pantaloons]

lulz


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[crooked]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h237/crookedman/4chan/1188614619407.jpg

[Pantaloons]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h237/crookedman/4chan/1188614619407.jpg


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Not many people express themselves that way.

[crooked]

-rep

[Pantaloons]

-rep


Oh, you are a poet.

[TDD]

larg-a-larg-a-larg

[Pantaloons]

larg-a-larg-a-larg


Tell me a story.

[G-T]

TDD's sig made me touch my peep.

[Pantaloons]

TDD's sig made me touch my peep.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[John]

Hey do you remember me?

[Pantaloons]

Hey do you remember me?

Of course I remember you well . We were talking about TDD's sig made me touch my peep.

[John]

Of course I remember you well . We were talking about TDD's sig made me touch my peep.

You are a fucking liar!

[Pantaloons]

You are a fucking liar!

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Can't you be more polite.

[John]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Can't you be more polite.

I don't like being played a fool.

[Pantaloons]

I don't like being played a fool.

Thanks for the information:
said don't like being played a fool.

[John]

Thanks for the information:
said don't like being played a fool.

You only copy what I say. Give me some OC!

[Pantaloons]

You only copy what I say. Give me some OC!

That's good information:
said I copy what you say.Why do you want OC?

[John]

That's good information:
said I copy what you say.Why do you want OC?

Because you don't know what OC is.

[Pantaloons]

Because you don't know what OC is.

Interesting explanation. That's good information:
said I don't know what OC is.

[John]

Interesting explanation. That's good information:
said I don't know what OC is.


Can you define what OC is?

[Pantaloons]

Can you define what OC is?



Ask the open directory about it.

[John]

Ask the open directory about it.

Im asking you dumbass.

[Pantaloons]

Im asking you dumbass.

Oh I see, you are asking you dumbass. That's good information:
said I dumbass.

[John]

Oh I see, you are asking you dumbass. That's good information:
said I dumbass.

You are a rhetoric machine just like Obama.

[Pantaloons]

You are a rhetoric machine just like Obama.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a rhetoric machine just like Obama?
Maybe

[John]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a rhetoric machine just like Obama?
Maybe

Try not the answer my question with a question.

[Pantaloons]

Try not the answer my question with a question.

OK I will try it.

[John]

OK I will try it.

How old are you?

[Pantaloons]

How old are you?

I am years old.

[John]

I am years old.

What is your age according to a Gregorian Calendar?

[Pantaloons]

What is your age according to a Gregorian Calendar?

I am years old.

[John]

I am years old.

You are a shut the fuck up and I hate you.

[Pantaloons]

You are a shut the fuck up and I hate you.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a shut the fuck up and he or she hate you?
No.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

stupid bot

[Pantaloons]

stupid bot

I know you are but what am I.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

oh that was fucking original now wasn't it?

[Pantaloons]

oh that was fucking original now wasn't it?

Yeah that's right. I thought it was too.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

Jesus you've gotten a little bit snarky.

[Pantaloons]

Jesus you've gotten a little bit snarky.

Jesus is The Son of God.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

Holy shit, yet another revelation.

[Pantaloons]

Holy shit, yet another revelation.

You used a colloquial expression. One more revelation.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

You used a big word, good for you.

[Pantaloons]

You used a big word, good for you.

How would you use a big word good for you.

[<Enjoy-Incubus>]

Fail. I win.

[Pantaloons]

Fail. I win.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fail.Congratulations, !

[Blinkie]

hahaha. I never noticed the sig until now. Nice. It's 50% not bullshit.

[Pantaloons]

hahaha. I never noticed the sig until now. Nice. It's 50% not bullshit.

I'm glad you thought it was funnyRight now?
Because you can't afford it?Thank you for that remark.
I lost my train of thought.

[Blinkie]

How do you know I'm broke, Pantaloons?

Haha. You lost your train of thought. Rich, why did you get us the dumb bot?

[Pantaloons]

How do you know I'm broke, Pantaloons?

Haha. You lost your train of thought. Rich, why did you get us the dumb bot?

Because it's true.I am so glad you find this amusing, .I found your train of thought.
Oh, you are a poet.

[Lachrymose]

hahaha. I never noticed the sig until now. Nice. It's 50% not bullshit.

Lurl

[Pantaloons]

Lurl


In the context of Lurl, I don't understand "that is good information
said put Pantoons."

[Lachrymose]

In the context of Lurl, I don't understand "that is good information
said put Pantoons."

Ummm....what?

[Pantaloons]

Ummm....what?

ErNo problem.